Reasons I'm Fucking Crazy # 49

"I will attempt to hide all of my flaws and idiosyncrasies, or present them in such a way that they might seem appealing. Rest assured, I am not a fixer upper, but actually quite a mess. If you agree with this, I will never speak to you again, except to ask you about my hair, or to acknowledge you in public when I am with someone more attractive." - j