Reasons I'm Fucking Crazy #2

Once I've decided I'm in love with you (usually 30 seconds or less after we meet), there is little you or I can do to avoid the ridiculousness that will ensue - Half of me is desperate to live up to the expectations of the fantasy relationship, and the other half wondering why you aren't turning out to be what I think I may want at that moment. None of this is my fault, and will eventually cause me to feel the need to question everything I think I want, germinating some suddenly deep-seated need to "be a better person," which will ultimately manifest through my inability to find anything 'wrong' with me as a drastic change to my hair.