10.22.2007
Reasons I'm Fucking Crazy # 76
"I will more than readily tell you about how in love I am with a dog I saw eight blocks ago while you were telling me about how your important_relative died. If you get mad about this, I will assume you hate animals and therefore we cannot be together. However, I will still call you 50 times/day to talk about my hair. Or how good I look. Or the size of my penis." - j
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